CTHRISE > REVIEW > REFORM

PROCEDURAL CHECK Initializing the Old Glory command center…

ROTATE TO RACERotate your phone to use both driving controls. You can browse the garage in portrait.

CTHRISE > REVIEW > REFORM

RELEASE CANDIDATE / GRAND PRIX 030

RISE > REVIEW > REFORM

THEPROCEDURAL
GRAND PRIX

Review the record. Reform the machine. Then survive the RACE.

Race the Hershey Highway through downtown North Berwick in the infamous 2.slow, admonish the robed talking heads, grab coffee at Dunks, pit at Cumbies, and slow down past the police department.
Mud season. Ridiculous satire. Honest purpose. RISE > REVIEW > REFORM.

GARAGE STATUS1999½ MK IV JETTA

ROLLING THE JETTA INTO THE GARAGE…

MODEL CREDITS ↗

Black paint. Silver mirrors. Unfinished business. Now with a procedural shoehorn hood scoop.

STAGE 2→ DRY BLACK → 2.SLOW ICON

BUILD YOUR GRIDDRIVE → BUILD → NETWORK → GRID

THE ROBES HAVE ENTERED THE ROADTalking heads are the robes — in metaphor.Fictional composites of theatrical authority and procedural noise. Not portraits of identified people.

INSTRUMENT OF JUSTICEADMONISH → POWERUP
SHOEHORN THE PROCEDURE

QUICK BUILDSOne tap sets the hardware. Network choice stays yours.

RACE LENGTH

CTH64: DANTE'S ROAD is selected. Three shortcuts each; the fourth sends you back up.

TUNE PACKAGE

PAINTJOB

VEHICLE SELECTION

2.SLOW WHEEL PACKAGE

Same rolling diameter. Same race setup. Maine winter attitude.

HOOD MOD

PLAY / NETWORK

No pairing required.

BOT DIFFICULTY

ACCELBALANCED

TOP SPEEDBALANCED

GRIPBALANCED

CHAOSREASONABLE

GRID READYSOLO · 5 BOTS · 2.SLOW ICON · STAGE 2

GRID PROCEDURE: Choose the activity, owned vehicle, tune, paint, hood mod, opponents, and link type. Nearby Wi‑Fi Quick Link uses encrypted WebRTC and shareable invite links; WAN Direct remains available. The feature race is the Hershey Highway — Mud Season Edition. Every launch and rematch returns here before the countdown. RISE > REVIEW > REFORM.

SETUP → GRID → COUNTDOWN
Ready for a six-car solo grid.

THEPROCEDURAL
GRAND PRIX

A second life.

Black paint. Silver soul.

The COVID-related Backroad

Justice accessed.

THEPROCEDURALGRAND PRIX

A second life.

Black paint. Silver soul.

Ignition interrupted.

THEPROCEDURAL
GRAND PRIX